Smoking Cure!
September 27th, 2011
Good news! it’s taken Me months of trials and tribulations, but I’ve finally managed to end My slave-hubby bob’s filthy smoking habit.
The key to his cure?
A flavored cigarette.
Remember flavored cigarettes? They tasted like candy (chocolate, mocha mint, pineapple coconut) and came in brightly colored packages.
Critics complained that they were designed, as USA Today reported, “to lure kids into lighting up.”
In 2009 the Feds passed a law barring the sale of any cigarettes flavored with cloves, fruit, anything other than menthol.
But that’s how I cured My slave bob.
I told him that henceforth he could smoke as many cigarettes a day as he wanted, as long as I personally flavored each cigarette first. To see My smoking cure, click here.